Ambitions

Should my far left views, athiesm, outspoken attitude, or long history of ranting about things on the internet prevent me from being a Senator, I would like to be a stand up comedian. Oh why couldn't I be a gay pedophile. That never stopped anyone from being a Senator. Well, a republican one anyway.

We can play in Zebra constumes.

I am forming a White Stripes cover band with a bass guitar and rhythm guitar. We are calling ourselves the black stripes.

This is the only thing I learned from Biology.

I like my eggs ovareasy.