Healthcare for All?

A viral status has been floating around facebook today. I felt I should share it, well my version anyway.

No one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick (except Hitler, the entire cast of Transformers, the executives at fox in charge of canceling firefly, futurama, and arrested development, and whoever keeps stealing my sodas out of the company fridge). If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day.

I don't usually procrastinate this much.

Just finished my taxes. It asked how I wanted to receive my refund, but a childen's swimming pool filled with 910 $1 bills hand delivered by Barack Obama in a car modded to look like the starship Enterprise wasn't an option. Change I can believe in my butt.

They put the ire in Ireland.

In Ireland, the drink "an Irish Car bomb" is considered to be very disrespectful. They prefer to call it "a dirty protestant car bomb."

Is it because I'm a man?

I take acting seriously. When I am told to read a speech aloud, I give it with the emotion, depth, and mannerisms of the original speaker.

Unfortunately, it wasn't a drama class.

And the reading was an excerpt from Sojourner Truth's "Ain't I a Woman?"

Ambitions

Should my far left views, athiesm, outspoken attitude, or long history of ranting about things on the internet prevent me from being a Senator, I would like to be a stand up comedian. Oh why couldn't I be a gay pedophile. That never stopped anyone from being a Senator. Well, a republican one anyway.

We can play in Zebra constumes.

I am forming a White Stripes cover band with a bass guitar and rhythm guitar. We are calling ourselves the black stripes.

This is the only thing I learned from Biology.

I like my eggs ovareasy.